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IRON METEORITE FOUND!

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After many hours of searching I have located another iron meteorite. I won't give the specific location but I can tell you I was searching near Tucson, Az. The iron was found under about 24" of corn flakes and oyster shells.

I was using an Illudium PU-36 Space Modulator with some blinking lights on top. The machine worked flawlessly even at that depth!

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Just look at that fusion crust! It is green indicating olivine is present! And the flow lines have created a texture that almost resembles a bamboo shoot. The enameled finish on the inside is smooth from the trip through the atmosphere and there is even a little stainless steel infuser that sits under the top.

I have rubbed it on my toilet tank lid, waved a compass near it and stuck a refrigerator magnet to it. All tests indicate this is a type O-positive,  Mesosideritic Chondruloid that came from Uranus at cosmic velocity. It was even found near a burned fence post. So you know this shite is the real deal.

Similar specimens sell for around $25 and can bring as much as $40 with the two cast iron teacups that fall from the sky with them. So far I have found a half dozen of these meteorites in various strewn fields but no teacups yet.

I keep thinking that I am not finding iron teacups because the machine just won't hit on an object that small. I am looking for a signal enhancer and a more sensitive coil for the PU-36 so I can complete the set. If I still can't find iron teacups with it I might have to break down and buy a new set of pulse induction dowsing rods and a coal fired pinpointer.  

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This belongs in the "Meteorite Hunting and Collecting" section of the forum.

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30 minutes ago, Morlock said:

This belongs in the "Meteorite Hunting and Collecting" section of the forum.

I disagree. It has nothing to do with meteorites at all. :idunno:

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HINT: It's a teapot.
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Where's your sense of humor?

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21 minutes ago, Morlock said:

Where's your sense of humor?

This is my sense of humor. :)

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It's upside down, judging by its orient-ation... See what I did there?

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It's all so... disorienting

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23 hours ago, Edge said:

It's all so... disorienting

Tim, instead of looking at it through a Corona bottle, try an Asahi, KIrin, or Sapporo. You'll be, "Oriented" again in no time . . . :)

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