Terry Soloman Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 The "Americans with No Abilities Act" (ANAA) The Senate is considering a sweeping legislative Bill sponsored by the Democrat Party, that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The "Americans With No Abilities Act," is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills and ambition. "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing." In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63%). Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles, but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance. Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires. Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory hiring interview questions such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?" "As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember “righty tighty, lefty loosey”. "This new law should be real good for people like me. I'll finally have job security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel. Said Sen. Dick Durbin, "As a Senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy, ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation, and a good salary for doing so." This ANAA, is backed by Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Fredrika Wilson, and Maxine Waters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlock Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 This isn't April Fools Day is it? https://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/noabilities.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homefire Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 (edited) NO HR Number related to such a Act but it does sound like something they would try. LOL SNOPES has been known to Fib at times. Don't be using them for a Definitive Truth. Edited October 20, 2017 by homefire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Au Seeker Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 On 10/20/2017 at 12:02 PM, Terry Soloman said: The "Americans with No Abilities Act" (ANAA) The Senate is considering a sweeping legislative Bill sponsored by the Democrat Party, that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The "Americans With No Abilities Act," is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills and ambition. "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing." In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63%). Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles, but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance. Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires. Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory hiring interview questions such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?" "As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember “righty tighty, lefty loosey”. "This new law should be real good for people like me. I'll finally have job security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel. Said Sen. Dick Durbin, "As a Senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy, ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation, and a good salary for doing so." This ANAA, is backed by Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Fredrika Wilson, and Maxine Waters. I do beleive that this law was passed back in 1998....BuT stop me if I'm wrong!!! https://politics.theonion.com/congress-passes-americans-with-no-abilities-act-1819564791 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlock Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 The Onion is satirical journalism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Soloman Posted October 21, 2017 Author Share Posted October 21, 2017 You guys DO realize this is humor, right? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nugget108 Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, Terry Soloman said: You guys DO realize this is humor, right? ARE YOU SURE it's just humor???? Haha I could see something like this passing. That's funny Terry, thanks. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Au Seeker Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 I do realize this is all in fun, BUT stop me if I'm wrong!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Au Seeker Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 10 hours ago, Morlock said: The Onion is satirical journalism. HUH, Noooooo??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlock Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Well, some people believe everything they hear, even from a president. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Au Seeker Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Morlock, not sure what you think, but you do know everything in this topic is fantasy/humor? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlock Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 More satire and humor. http://junkee.com/donald-trump-jr-superman-photo/131819 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homefire Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Yea, Being Successful is Anti ANTI American these days. Rubs the Minions causes the wrong way. Just think ? He's actually Proud of his father. How Disgusting can you get ? LOL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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