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Subject:  Senior At the Gun Store...



At the Gun Store


Yesterday morning, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.  When I was ready to pay for the pistol and some ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."


Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.  When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card with the chip in the card reader!!!

As an intelligent senior citizen, I do not get flustered often.  But this time, it took me a while to get my pants back on.  I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.


They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear.  I still don't think I looked that bad...........Just need to wear underwear more often!

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John, you are like a fine wine.... 


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