garimpo Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.""Pet fish!?!?""Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fisho'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim rightback into my net and I take 'em home.""What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!We do this all the time!!""WE do, now, do WE?" smirked thewarden. "PROVE it!"The redneck released the fish into the lake andstood and waited.After a few minutes, the warden said,"Well?""Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.The wardenasked, "When are you going to call em back?""Call who back?"The FISH," replied the warden!"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.MORAL OF THE STORY:We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb assome government employees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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