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Chinese proverb... give a man a fish and you have feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you have feed him for a lifetime.

Chinese Prospectors proverb... give a man a nugget you have feed him for a day, teach a man how to detect for nuggets you have feed him for a lifetime.

Chinese New York proverb... if you sell a man a nugget you have feed him for a day, if you teach him how to detect for nuggets you have lost a paying customer. :89:

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Not only smells fishy Frank... but rotten fish! :vomit-smiley-011[1]:

Or if it looks like a fish and smells like a fish what is it. No not a fish. Nookie. Russ you think something fishy is going on.

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HOW TO CATCH A POLAR BEAR

1. Cut a large hole in the ice

2. Sprinkle several bags of frozen peas around the outside of the hole

3. Hide behind a snow drift and wait for the peas to draw the bear in...

4. When the bear goes to take a pea

YOU KICK HIM IN THE ICEHOLE:-) May this keep you smiling until your pan is full of color...

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