Nugget Shooter Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 What happened to the Rock hound that went to Las Vegas?He lost his Chert...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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weaver hillbille Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Pickup line: Hey baby, I'm a geologist and hung like a horst....KNow any jokes about sodium? NaQ: Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car? A: Because they get hammered and stoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oredigger62 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Funny stuff guys !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Pan Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Lahar: a french laughGeologists don't wrinkle, they show lineation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Au Seeker Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Never lend a geologist money, they consider a millions years recent!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oredigger62 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Q:How does a geologist get his rocks off?A:With a hammer and chisel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockhunter1620 Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Two Geologists are walking across a granite outcrop one day. The first saysto the second "Hey, this terrain is unmetamorphosed". Replies the secondone, "No Schist".Q: What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?A: Coca-Cola Clastic People at parties will *not* get these jokes. Thats ok, because "Igneous is bliss"Let's not forget Sherlock Holmes:Watson: Holmes! What kind of rock is this!Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.Those are not gneiss jokes.Ah, jokes for the "rock-it" scientists.In keeping with the spirit of layoffs and downsizing that permiate the oilindustry I might add: How many petroleum geologists does it take to screwin a lightbulb?Just one, but hundreds will apply for the job. ( Kurt Reisser)Yes, but at least we didn't take these "gneiss" jokes for "granite."How about some slogans:Geologists enjoy Nappes between thrusts!Ease up! It's nodody's fault! ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^The Clinton Administration has renamed it Ronald Reagan's Fault.Don't put the karst before the horst.If there at a campus party, they'll be too stoned.During a heated discussion Opal screamed at Amber, telling her that notonly was she not a jewel but she wasn't even a mineral."Is that so," Amber snorted, stating flatly that Opal had no cleavage."Perhaps so," replied Opal, "but at least I'm not just organic ooze withbugs - I'm pristine, white, and smooth.""That's tuff," said Amber, secreting with rage.--- Jan CecilJust watch out for cleavage on your bedding.....Ease up! It's nodody's fault!"Meet me behind the outcrop, honey, I'm a little boulder there". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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