HighPlainsSifter Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 There once were two Prospectors, named Eldorado and Bedrock Bob, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, Whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed and recently dead friend. And as fate would have it, Bob would be the first to pass. Eldorado, hearing of his friend's illness, came to visit his dear friend one last time. "Bob," said Eldorado, "can you hear me?" Faintly, Bob replied, "Yes, Eldorado, I can." Bashfully, Eldorado started, "Do you remember our pact?" "Yes, I do Eldorado," Bob strained. "And, you'll also remember that I was to pour the contents of a fine, old bottle of whiskey over your grave, which we have been saving for, going on 30 years now?" said Eldorado. "Yes Eldorado, I do," whispered Bob. "It's a very "old" bottle now, you know," urged Eldorado. "And what are you gettin' at Eldorado?" asked Bob, briskly. "Well Bob, when I pour the whiskey over your grave, would ya mind if I filter it through my kidneys first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedrock Bob Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Heck I dont mind. I have already invested a nickel in ol' El Dorado's plot and he does not even know it yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h20prospector Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Heck I dont mind. I have already invested a nickel in ol' El Dorado's plot and he does not even know it yet.Sounds as though the feud has never died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPlainsSifter Posted July 31, 2010 Author Share Posted July 31, 2010 It was a joke, son......nothing more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Dorado Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 and taken as just a joke....... at least by me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h20prospector Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 It was a joke, son......nothing more.I know it was meant as a joke. Hopefully, Steve and Bob have respect for each other,as prospectors.h20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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