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One day in MT, the prosecuting lawyer asked Allen on the witness stand, "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the policeman you had never felt better in your life?"

"That's right." The Allen replied.

"Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit you"?

Allen explained. "When the policeman arrived, he went over to my Mule, who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was all banged up, and shot him.

"When he asked me how I felt, I just thought, under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say 'I've never felt better in my life.'

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