HighPlainsSifter Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway. I was thinking about old age and decided that it is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it' I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it "Pumping Rust."I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!" Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do -- write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail? Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures! I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals. As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Pan Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 .......and our "Get up and go, has got up and went"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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