Vasectomy

[Bedrock Bob]

Vasectomy

High Plains Sifter goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.

Before the procedure the nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table.

HPS obeys.

The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act HPS catches his breath and asks what that was all about.

The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation,

he will be more relaxed and that the vas is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.

The nurse then wheels our hero to the operating room.

While they are going down the hall HPS sees six men in a room jerking-off.

Curious, HPS asks "What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care."

[frank c]

Yeah, I like that. :hahaha:

[HighPlainsSifter]

:hahaha: hehehe :hahaha:

[Uncle Ron]

Ha.........That was the way mine went 3o years ago...Now I'm waiting to see how medicare will handle it!!! Cheers, Unc

[GlennM]

That's funny right there, Idon'tcarewhoyaare

Lord, please fogive me and be with the starving pigmies down in New Guinea

I thought I was opening a post with intimate relevance to me. My doc said that you heal faster without a lot of anesthetic, so I got one little shot and felt the rest... even through two valiums!

And I didn't get the ride or time to whack. Probably why it hurt so bad.

Vasectomies - Man's sympathetic answer to his woman giving birth