Golden Saloon

[HighPlainsSifter]

Johnno comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where in tarnation have you been all night?" she demands.

"At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works - heck, even the urinal's gold!"

The wife still doesn't believe Johnno's story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story.

"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.

"Yes it is," bartender answers.

"Do you have huge golden doors?"

"Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?"

"Most certainly do."

"What about golden urinals?"

There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that peed in your saxophone last night!"

[RANGERMG]

Hey High Plains Sifter

ROFLMAO :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: Thanks for the comic relief could not have come at a better time...

Very Respectfully

RANGERMG

Tim

[HighPlainsSifter]

Hey High Plains Sifter

ROFLMAO :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: Thanks for the comic relief could not have come at a better time...

Very Respectfully

RANGERMG

Tim

My pleasure Ranger, but I would think that a bikini clad blonde dancing on the stage, would be preferable...where you are eh?

[Johnno]

G'Day High Plains

Now you've got me worried. Have you been talking to the trouble and strife?? I told her to keep that info quiet. :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

Cheers

Johnno

[HighPlainsSifter]

All good fun in this troubled world, my friend.

[Johnno]

All good fun in this troubled world, my friend.

You've got that right. It's really nice to have some fun and take the pressure off. Keep up the good work. We all need a laugh from time to time.

Cheers

Johnno