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Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

Kaimi,"I would like to hear them say that I was the greatest Meteorite Hunter of my time, and a great family man."

Big Rex, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and Gold Prospector made a huge difference in our industry of tomorrow.

Frank C. said "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!

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OK, this has to stop HPS! :*&$*(:

There is coffee all over my computer screen, and I think I peed a little.. :arrowheadsmiley: :yuk-yuk: danmit! :inocent: - Terry

Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

Kaimi,"I would like to hear them say that I was the greatest Meteorite Hunter of my time, and a great family man."

Big Rex, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and Gold Prospector made a huge difference in our industry of tomorrow.

Frank C. said "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!

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Aloha,

Well, I knew were this was going also as soon as I started reading it. Fortunately for me my keyboard has a plastic protector over it so I didnt have to wipe it too much with the pepsi I blew thro my nose.

You guys are bad!thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

Aloha and stay cool this summer.

Stan aka Ka'imi

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