Pocketman Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I hope, like me, all my fellow prospectors are off to a good start in the new year. I'm headed for the Mojave in a couple of weeks with Yubalee, my Shar-pei mix mining pard. I Can't wait to get out there ahead of the blistering sun, pesky rattlers and killer bees to test my new coiltek coils on my GPX-4000...gonna be fun, and who knows, maybe profitable too. The main reason I dropped by today was to invite y'all to take my fat, old, butt-ugly, top ten evaluation test. You see, I have a tendency to pack on the pounds, am piling up the years, and I'm afraid to look in the mirror. So, for my own use (because I feel the need to know), and as a public service to my fellow man, I devised an infallible test to determine whether or not one is getting too fat, old, and or is just plain butt-ugly. If you, like me, need to know where you stand...feel free to make use of my scientific evaluator...free of charge>>>How to Tell if You're Too Fat, Getting Old, and or, Are Butt-Ugly (Top 10 Lists)Thanks...see ya in the gold patch,Jason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamColo Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I passed the Fat test!!! Just barely.I flunked the old age test (I thought I looked 53...).I did not take the butt-ugly test. My wife tells me I am pretty good looking. Now that I think about it, the last time she told me that was before she has Lasik on her eyes. Just a minute, I will go ask her now.............................Oh well...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinT Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Jason,I learned the trick with large print type years ago:) I'm a skinny guy. Hate me:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGTFDA Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 JasonI liked the chewing tobacco link. Reminds me of the three police car doors I lost spitting. I wish I had photos of the looks on the faces of those who knocked the doors off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Hoser Oates Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 0 outta 3 but--gimmee a few mo'years to ugly up a bit more-John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Furness Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 JHO ... That is but one person's opinion! Sorry couldn't resist!Mike F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Hoser Oates Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 :whaaaa: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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