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Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week.  And finally has his surgery scheduled for a month from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients? 

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen

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1 hour ago, garimpo said:

                                                                                  TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week.  And finally has his surgery scheduled for a month from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients? 

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen

What isn't mentioned is the cost differences, the dog no more than $2000, the senior citizen $40,000+!!!

And thus proves the old adage....time is money!!!!

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Three California surgeons were playing golf one Saturday morning and they started to brag on their accomplishments ...
 
The first one said " I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!"
 
The second doctor said " I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm. I reattached them and now he's training for the Olympic gymnast team!"
 
The third said " That's pretty good...but I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high speed train. All they could find was the horse's ass and her hair. I put them together and now she's the Speaker of the House!"
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Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

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Got a little bored while waiting for the wife in the Doc's office so went to YouTube and found this little jewel....enjoy:

 

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I read this and it sure hit home:

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