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Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

* Mexican tap water

* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
* Michael Jackson's Doctor
* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Gas station Sushi
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan
* Brian Williams news reports
* Obama's so-called Birth Certificate
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
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YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE A MARINE !!!!!!!

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new
job as a high school teacher. Just before the school
year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear
a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to

the toughest students in the school.

The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher
was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they

would be testing his discipline in the classroom.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher

opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a
strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a
stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. Dead silence... The rest
of the year went very smoothly.


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We had a idjet like that in elementary school and his name was Mr.Strong-a megloamaniac with a horrendous temper but a chair upside his head calmed him right down. He had the HORRIBLE habit of standing with his leg up on a table,wearing tight slacks,with his junk hanging down(later years busted molesting students) anyhow one deft shot with a pellet pistol took care a that as he never heisted that leg again hahahaha. Yes I did miss quite a bit a school from the 5th grade on as getting drunk at lunch time was not acceptable behavior to some :idunno: -John

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you just cannot fix macho stupid stuff.....cheers for the bull

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This is true.My wife got really mad at me over this.

the other night about 8 pm, someone called me and asked me if I could think of a better woman for President than MRS. Clinton? I said yes. They said Who? I said any $20.00 whore with the clap! Atleast Bill would get something out of the deal. They hung up. Grubstake

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in Costa Rica they do something similar, it is inside the bullring. they offer prizes to who can slap the bull in the ass, do that and win a case of beer…. like they need more beer… but it is fun the watch. around Christmas and new years they have rodeos all over the country. I guess it is just perception on if you like it or not. the more beer the better it is.

bill/cr

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I'll take the cold beer,slap the hooker on the arse and ya'all can play with the bull,sounds mo'better to me-John :old:

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Oh yeah, that looks like alotta fun -- NOT..!! :droolin:

Those bad boys were tossin' 160 lbs around

like the folks were Raggedy Ann dolls, lol & d'oy..

My thoughts?: Just Say Mo, nyuk nyuk nyuk... :2drink:

SA

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The question that now begs to be asked is ... "Can a moderator be awarded forum naughty points!" :)

Mike the answer is no, but don't tell Don that :shhhhh: , he'll really get out of hand if he knew he can't be issued warning points!! :arrowheadsmiley:

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This has to be a Spoof. How ever while I was at Patrick AFB some Iranian Pilot Trainees put the Motor Home in Crews Control going down HW-1 and went into the back to make sandwiches.

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funny, my vehicles behave the same way........

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