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I love math tricks and this one really works and will only take you about ten seconds!!! Amazing it really works to reveal my all-time favorite movie. I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities. Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie EVER!

DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom. You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is:

1. Pick a number from 1-9.

2. Multiply that number by 3.

3. Add 3.

4. Multiply by 3 again.

5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second

digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list

of 17 movies below:

Movie List:

1. Gone With the Wind

2. E.T.

3. Blazing Saddles

4. Star Wars

5. Forrest Gump

6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

7. Jaws

8. Grease

9. The Obama Farewell Speech

10. Casablanca

11. Jurassic Park

12. Shrek

13. Pirates of the Caribbean

14. Titanic

15. Raiders of the Lost Ark

16. Home Alone

17. Mrs. Doubtfire

Now, isn't that something ?

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Subject: Ted Nugent
Nugent certainly gets an A+ for correctly answering the question of the animal activist

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a
liberal journalist who is also an animal rights activist.

The discussion came around to deer hunting.

The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before
you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?'"

Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is what am
I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away.
They are very much like the Democrats in Congress."

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That about sums it up for me. Vote early and often! Seriously be sure to vote on November 4th or if available to you take advantage of your states early voting opportunity! I can't wait for this to be over so I don't have to listen to all the cr^p advertising aka lies on TV called election commercials. Get out and Vote ... I have already!

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My kind of woman!

I have taken note of the suggestions.

“For better digestion – I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch. And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.”

“When do you drink water?”

“I’ve never been that sick.”

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"Let's have another look at the dog."

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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people
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He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
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Son says, "Toy Story."
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Robot for sale.

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