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I love math tricks and this one really works and will only take you about ten seconds!!! Amazing it really works to reveal my all-time favorite movie. I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities. Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie EVER!


DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom. You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is:


1. Pick a number from 1-9.


2. Multiply that number by 3.


3. Add 3.


4. Multiply by 3 again.


5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second

digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list

of 17 movies below:


Movie List:


1. Gone With the Wind

2. E.T.

3. Blazing Saddles

4. Star Wars

5. Forrest Gump

6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

7. Jaws

8. Grease

9. The Obama Farewell Speech

10. Casablanca

11. Jurassic Park

12. Shrek

13. Pirates of the Caribbean

14. Titanic

15. Raiders of the Lost Ark

16. Home Alone

17. Mrs. Doubtfire


Now, isn't that something ?













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Subject: Ted Nugent
Nugent certainly gets an A+ for correctly answering the question of the animal activist

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liberal journalist who is also an animal rights activist.

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That about sums it up for me. Vote early and often! Seriously be sure to vote on November 4th or if available to you take advantage of your states early voting opportunity! I can't wait for this to be over so I don't have to listen to all the cr^p advertising aka lies on TV called election commercials. Get out and Vote ... I have already!

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My kind of woman!

I have taken note of the suggestions.
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when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says , "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house
watching movies.

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."

Dad says, “What? At your age I didn't even
know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says,
“Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.



Robot for sale.





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