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A Muslim Goes To The Doctor:

A Muslim immigrant goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible."

The doctor examines him and then says: "You need to pee and $hit in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage.

Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days."

The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor and says "I feel wonderful! what was wrong with me?"



The doctor replied, "You were homesick."

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That link took me to "Great pretender" video of his Majesty, try this link for Crazy Barrys Car Sale..

Yep that was better than my link....

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How to spend a sleepless night.....NOT ENOUGH BEER IN THE WORLD TO GET ME TO DO THIS....

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Don,

The problem with drinking enough beer to do that.....is that when you get up to go to relieve yourself in the middle of the night you most likely will not remember where you're camping when stepping out of your tennnnnnnnnnnttttt !!!!! :th:

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Somewhere on here yesterday I was breathing heavy over the short mini shirts at the Saturday night food fair....

went there last night but I forgot that the BIG week long street party down town started yesterday so the skirts

where all there....don't know if it's the camera that gets foggy or my glasses but who cares :droolin:

Still took a couple of pics of the food fair....walking into the start post-300-0-91158500-1371386403_thumb.jpg

a lot of good food here post-300-0-24449500-1371386505_thumb.jpg

Here is the cake lady in the Blue blouse....best cake you could ever lay a lip over

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These two folks lived in Seattle for about 12 years....they both are Brazilian but also have

American citizenships....his dad is a retired highway patrolman which here is a Federal

law enforcement....now he has three of the things in the background that air up and the

kids get in and jump...for a price. post-300-0-08140700-1371386922_thumb.jpg he was telling me last

night that in 1994 he was beeping an area that I go to a lot and he was using a Minelab

FT16000 and some days he would get a kilo of gold....I took El Dorado there...the area

is called "rich hill"....it ain't rich any more....

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I have been wondering about why Whites are racists,
and no other race is......

Michael Richards makes his point...

Michael Richards better known as Kramer

from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point.

This was his defense speech in court

after making racial comments in his comedy act.

He makes some very interesting points...

Someone finally said it.

How many are actually paying attention to this?

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans,

Arab Americans, etc.

And then there are just Americans..

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.

You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman'...

And that's OK...

But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger,

Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ..
You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you....

So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund.

You have Martin Luther King Day.

You have Black History Month.

You have Cesar Chavez Day.

You have Yom Hashoah.

You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.

You have the NAACP.

You have BET....

If we had WET

(White Entertainment Television),
we'd be racists.

If we had a White Pride Day,

you would call us racists.

If we had White History Month,

we'd be racists.

If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance'

OUR lives, we'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce,

and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.

Wonder who pays for that??

A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant,

but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...

You know we'd be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ..

Yet if there were 'White colleges',

that would be a racist college.

In the Million Man March,

you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.

If we marched for our race and rights,

you would call us racists.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange,

and you're not afraid to announce it.

But when we announce our white pride,

you call us racists.

You rob us, car jack us, and shoot at us.

But,

when a white police officer shoots a black gang member
or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law
and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am proud......

But you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists??

There is nothing improper about this e-mail..

Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.

I sadly don't think many will.

That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS

in this country.

We won't stand up for ourselves!

BE PROUD

TO BE WHITE!

It's not a crime YET....

But getting very close!

It is estimated that ONLY 5%

of those reaching this point in this e-mail,
will pass it on.
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Only way I would do this is if it has steps....hand rails and is enclosed and then only if

there's a kilo of gold and cold beer at the top....

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The Catholic Church by the numbers.... for Stan and Sister Joeline Santiago

Catholic Church

EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT CATHOLIC, AND I AM NOT, THIS IS EYE OPENING..............

The Catholic Church is the oldest Christian religion in the world.

When the Catholic Church was founded, there were no hospitals. Today, one
out of five people in this country receive their medical care at a Catholic
hospital.

When the Catholic Church was founded, there were no schools. Today, the
Catholic Church teaches 3 million students a day, in its more than 250
Catholic Colleges and Universities, in its more than 1200 Catholic High
Schools and its more than 5000 Catholic grade schools.

Every day, the Catholic Church feeds, clothes, shelters and educates more
people than any other organization in the world.

The new Obama Health Mandate could end all this and the tax payers would
have to make up the loss.

Also, all Catholic adoption services would come to an end. A human disaster.

There are more than 77 million Catholics in this country. We need
a president that will respect the Catholic Church, all Christians, and all
Religions besides Islam.

Mr President, you said, "The USA is not a Christian Nation".

You are wrong we are a Christian Nation founded on Judeo-Christian values
allowing all religions in America to Worship & Practice freely.

Oh, by the way:

MUSLIM HERITAGE IN America:

Have you ever been to a Muslim hospital?
Have you heard a Muslim orchestra?
Have you seen a Muslim band march in a parade?
Have you witnessed a Muslim charity?
Have you seen Muslims, shaking hands with Muslim Girl Scouts?
Have you seen a Muslim Candy Striper?
Have you seen a Muslim do anything that contributes positively to the American way of life ????

Stan please pass this on to "our Sister Joeline" and a pic of that wonderful person would be nice....

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Aloha Don,

Will do once I figure out how to forward it. Or you can do it for me when you check your PM as I will send you her email address. Thanks for the info.

Aloha and stay well,

Stan aka Kaimi

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I dare those guys to open a Skoll bottle with their eyes....... Only bottle I know that need an opener or Helo for a twist off top.

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Are You Smarter Than A 60 Year Old?
THIS MAY BE HARDER THAN YOU MAY THINK. THE ANSWERS WILL BE ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE, BUT YOU JUST CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER THE CORRECT ANSWER.


DON'T LOOK BELOW FOR THE ANSWERS UNTIL YOU HAVE TRIED IT OUT.
A TEST FOR 'OLDER' KIDS. I was picky who I sent this to. It had to be those who might
actually remember. So have some fun my sharp-witted friends. This is a test for us 'older kids'! The answers are printed below, (after the questions) but don't cheat! answer them first.....


TEST
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone
would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind.
What did he leave behind?__a silver bullet____________.


02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. In early 1964, we all watched them on The Edd Sullivan___ ___________ Show.


03. 'Get your kicks, _on route 66_ _________ _______.'


04. 'The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to
___________________.'


05. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________.'


06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'danced' under a
stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the
'_____________.'


07. Nestle's makes the very best . .. . . _______________.'


08. Satchmo was America 's 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this
great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _________________.


09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _______________.


10. Red Skeleton's hobo character was named __________________ and Red
always ended his television show by saying, 'Good Night, and '________
________... '


11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning
their______________.


12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the
front was called the VW. What other names did it go by? ____________
&_______________.


13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, 'the day the music died.'
This was a tribute to ___________________.


14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did
it. It was called ___________________.


15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring
that we twirled around our waist. It was called the __________ ______________.
16. Remember LS/MFT _____ _____/_____ _____ _____?


17. Hey Kids! What time is it? It's _____ ______ _____!


18. Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of men? The _____ Knows!


19. There was a song that came out in the 60's that was "a grave yard
smash". It's name was the ______ ______!


20. Alka Seltzer used a "boy with a tablet on his head" as it's
Logo/Representative. What was the boy's name? ________
ANSWERS:
01.The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet.

02. The Ed Sullivan Show

03. On Route 66

04.To protect the innocent.

05.The Lion Sleeps Tonight
06. The limbo

07. Chocolate

08. Louis Armstrong

09. The Timex watch

10. Freddy, The Freeloader and 'Good Night and God Bless.'

11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned. Not flags, as some have guessed)

12. Beetle or Bug

13. Buddy Holly

14. Sputnik

15. Hoola-hoop

16. Lucky Strike/Means Fine Tobacco
17. Howdy Doody Time
18. Shadow
19.Monster Mash
20. Speedy

Send this to your 'older' friends, (Better known as Seniors.) It will drive them crazy! And keep them busy and let them forget their aches and pains for a few minutes.
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For those that have Windows 7 there is a program in the start menu called "sticky notes"....for those folks like me

and klunker that people accuse us of forgetting things. Well "sticky notes" takes care of that problem....when you

put something in that super secret place that nobody would ever look in, get on "sticky notes" and make a note

where you put it :arrowheadsmiley:

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For those that have Windows 7 there is a program in the start menu called "sticky notes"....for those folks like me

and klunker that people accuse us of forgetting things. Well "sticky notes" takes care of that problem....when you

put something in that super secret place that nobody would ever look in, get on "sticky notes" and make a note

where you put it :arrowheadsmiley:

Don, that is a great item for us in the older generation or getting there to help combat CRS!!

I still have Windows XP, XP doesn't have the sticky notes, but there is a free open source program called Stickies for Windows that will give those of us that still uses XP a similar Sticky Note option.

Here's a link where it can be downloaded.

http://www.pcworld.com/article/231480/stickies_for_windows.html

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