frank c Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I know this post does'nt belong here. But since this forum has the most replies I figure it gets the most viewers. And with todays state of affairs I really think we all could profit from a grin, or a laugh. A smile seems to be one of the hardest things I've been able to get or give for quite a while, and I've really based my life around giving one for 57 years, as I was taught as a youngster to have a smile for everyone you meet in life. Well here's the little tid bit of knowledge I came across in my files today that made me smile and I hope to pass that smile on to all who read it. It may have come around before but even if it did its worth reading again . :coffeetime: RETIREMENT PLANNING If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left If you had purchased United Airlines you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Hoser Oates Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Eat, drink and make it with Mary--these are gonna be the good ol' dayz soon-tons a au 2 2u -John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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