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Hi All

I just noticed my standings as a forum member :innocent0002: . You know that little thingy on the left side by my name that says Newby, pro or whatever :confused0013: . What happens Billy when I got black barrs all the way across will I be called a big mouth or typing genious :shrug: ??? Heck I can't even tell what it says when I'm in the post mode :hmmmmmm: ?? Happy Huntin John B.

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Just keep typing John B. When the black bars reach here------------------------------------------------->| Your type will be over here.

And there will be enough room for a photo of your ass

|<--------------------------------------------------------HERE--------------------------------------------------------------->|

:woohoo:

:laught16::laught16::laught16::laught16:

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Naw, John you ARE a highly respected forum veteran. You have lots of experience with finding gold - Hey, I listen to what you have to say. I totally agree with the title Bill has bestowed upon you.

You also have lots of experience with some things we dont want to mention here as its a family forum, but thats another thing, and hey, you are indeed a highly respected forum veteran....

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Dear Mr. JohnB,

Your $1,000 check for becoming a "Highly Respected NuggetShooter" Award was sent to a bordello in Oman. It was cashed by the owner of a bordello who seemed to be pissed about your over due bill. He did say that he had sold some of your meteorites and equipment that were confiscated before you were escorted out of the country, but that would not cover your bill.

We are reconsiderating your "Highly Respected NuggetShooter" status at this time.

Roger Dyer

Administrator

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UPDATE:

Dear Mr. JohnB,

I would like to inform you that our office here at Nugget Shooter has now received a number of complaints about your " Highly Respected NuggetShooter" status. We are currently going over the evidence which now contains some shocking photos and some high definition aerial reconnaissance photography. Be assured we will post this information once it has been processed.

Roger Dyer

Administrator

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Dear Mr. JohnB,

I hesitate to reveal this aerial reconnisance photo which was taken from 22,000 feet above the Jackrabbit Ranch in Nevada on April 22, 2008. You have freely admitted to us on several occasions that you do own a pink thong and wear it on occasion. The photo does seem to confirm your own words.

We need to know if you have ever been to the Jackrabbit Ranch, or know any other people in the photograph.

Please be advised that this forum thread is being recorded for quality assurance and protection. We are also conducting this investigation in conjunction with Homeland Security and, an attorney from Oman.

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Roger Dyer

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Roger,

:laught16::laught16::laught16:

Thanks for the conformation on the J.B. pink thong theory. :yikes: That will probably make a centerfold in some play boy bunny magazine. :woohoo: :escape:

Jim

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John B,

You might even get Garimpo back to the US if you are willing to share that bootie............ :laught16: :laught16: :laught16:

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Dear Mr. JohnB,

We have now received several more complaints about your status, and relating to the pink thong.

It seems a Mr. Boxberger, who has ask us to keep his identity private in fear of retribution, has filed a complaint about a certain "mooning incident" that supposedly took place on Greggs Hideout Road after the last Nuggetshooter Outing.

He has given a sworn affidavit that you allegedly did without any forethought of his driving skills or health, moon Mr. Boxberger as he approached us on the roadway in his pickup truck.

As I did personally witness this cataclysmic event, I will be a witness for Mr. Boxberger if necessary. Mr. Boxberger swore that on approach he was looking at a Hereford Steer with a pink thong. After getting closer and loosing his lunch in the process, he was shocked to see you mooning him.

He is considering civil damages at this time for monetary compensation for the case of beer (which he mooched off me) and to have the upholstery cleaned after loosing his lunch on the seat of his truck when the incident did occur. Had it not been early in the morning, your compensation costs could have been much higher, as we all know how much beer Mr. Boxberger consumes on a daily basis.

Please be advised we have now been in touch with NASA, the FBI, and Highway Safety Commission, and the Cattleman's Association to help us on this alleged incident. We will be taking this in to consideration as to your " Highly Respected NuggetShooter Status".

Roger Dyer

Administrator

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John B,

You might even get Garimpo back to the US if you are willing to share that bootie............ :laught16::laught16::laught16:

There is enough "Bootie" in that picture for every member of the forum to share at one time..... :laught16::cry2: :eee: :ROFL: :pukes:

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Hi All

Well I can see there are a few fellows here I'm taking off my Christmas card list :POsmiley01: !! Roger why did you put that gals face over yours :Huh_anim]: !! Your the chunky one on the far left :shrug: !! I never thought much of your tastes in women after our trip with Candy and Bambi :hmmmmmm: !! Hey they were your babes not mine :nutty: !! I couldn't afford to feed em and I'm rich !! :chowtime: :scare: :smack: Happy Huntin John B.

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Oh my......I think I just seared my retina.

Dear Mr Admin person, I fear I shall awaken at 2am in a cold sweat, screaming "Nooo...NOOOOOoooo..." whilst muttering incoherently

about pink thongs. Could you please allay my wifes fears that its not another woman? Cheers...

HH - Johnny

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Hey JB

How is it?? I mean a threesome or foursome what ever you call it. It would seem that no matter which way you go there is another wrinkle in your approach. :laught16: :laught16: :laught16: I hope you have a wonderful x-mas and don't forget those girls

Allen in MT

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Hmmm. I guess this explains why John B travels around with a 100 pound sack of flour and a 50 gallon drum of Canola Oil in the back of his truck.

Just remember John B, I pleaded for Roger to go easy on you because of the holidays. :innocent0002:

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