garimpo 2,301 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Anybody know how old FlakMagnet is today?......seems he's so old he doesn't remember....what's even worse he(?) doesn't know his(?) gender either......poor soul.... Since your birthday only comes around once a year (thank goodness) here's a good Irish joke for you Flak:One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft. Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years ," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorra,"said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!" "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. "Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman. "Tis truly fantastic!!!" At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?" With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed... "Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!" HAPPY BIRTHDAY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dakota Slim 1,128 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Happy birthday Flak. I hope you have a great day and a great year. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FlakMagnet 412 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Ha ha Garimpo.....FORE! Thanks. Flak Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seeker 1 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 H.B. Flak hope there are many more....Geo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colorado bob 0 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Hang in there Flak, you may catch me yet. :whoopie: Happy B-day. Bob T. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
~LARGO~ 17 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 McFlak, I hope your day is/was truly a good one. Fill each day with things that give you happiness And dream that dream of what may be over that next hill yonder And the many possibilities that may await you there. Time may not be the friend we would like it to be So we must treat it well, and savor it in the passing. For when our time is come, and the recall is fleeting We will again know that our time here was well spent. ~LARGO~ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Denny 9 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Hey bud you are almost as old as dirt.Well that should help you in finding gold. Good luck this weekend and don,t break any thing. :innocent0009: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sandtrap 0 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Happy Birthday, Flak !! :icon_mrgreen: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MT-AZ-HP 8 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Happy B-Day My Friend. hope you have a fun day. Harry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MT-AZ-HP 8 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Happy B-Day My Friend. hope you have a fun day. Harry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
El Dorado 965 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Three cheers to ya! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johnno 64 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLAK :whoopie: Party on Cheers Johnno Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikepanner 0 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Flak, Have a good one. Also, I always enjoy your posts. :headphones: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Gholson 0 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Flak, wishing you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beeper Bob 91 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Hi Flak, A very happy birthday to you. Hope to see you out there again soon. Bob P. S. Susan wishes you a happy birthday Too! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jet521 1 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Hello Flak....I hope your BirthDay is a Great one!!....Jerry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FlakMagnet 412 Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I have just gotten back from a weekend spend out of town. I haven't had this many happy birthdays in fifteen years. Thanks, those kinds of notes make getting older fun. Flak Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wyldkatt7 0 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I have just gotten back from a weekend spend out of town. I haven't had this many happy birthdays in fifteen years. Thanks, those kinds of notes make getting older fun. Flak Sorry Flak........didn't know what I was getting you into.......but a post from Chris Gholson??? Wow, I guess you ARE the man.... ~wyld~ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
azmichelle 1 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Happy Birthday Flak! Hope you had a great day. -azmichelle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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