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Anybody know how old FlakMagnet is today?......seems he's so old he doesn't remember....what's

even worse he(?) doesn't know his(?) gender either......poor soul....

Since your birthday only comes around once a year (thank goodness) here's a good Irish joke for

you Flak:One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's

certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft.

Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years ," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wet

suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes.

He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag.

"Faith and begorra,"said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey" asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."

Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask

and took a long drink. "Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman. "Tis truly fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed...

"Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!"


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I hope your day is/was truly a good one.

Fill each day with things that give you happiness

And dream that dream of what may be over that next hill yonder

And the many possibilities that may await you there.

Time may not be the friend we would like it to be

So we must treat it well, and savor it in the passing.

For when our time is come, and the recall is fleeting

We will again know that our time here was well spent.


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I have just gotten back from a weekend spend out of town.

I haven't had this many happy birthdays in fifteen years.

Thanks, those kinds of notes make getting older fun.


Sorry Flak........didn't know what I was getting you into.......but a post from Chris Gholson???

Wow, I guess you ARE the man....


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