garimpo Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG? Indian Chief 'Paleface' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his Progress, and the damage he's done.' The Chief nodded in Agreement. The official Continued, 'Considering all these events, in your Opinion, where did the white man go wrong?' The Chief stared at the Government official for over a minute And then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running It, no taxes, no debt, plenty Buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did All the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing and finding gold; All night having sex.' Then Paleface leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man Dumb enough to think he could improve system like That.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paleface Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG? Indian Chief 'Paleface' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his Progress, and the damage he's done.' The Chief nodded in Agreement. The official Continued, 'Considering all these events, in your Opinion, where did the white man go wrong?' The Chief stared at the Government official for over a minute And then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running It, no taxes, no debt, plenty Buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did All the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing and finding gold; All night having sex.' Then Paleface leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man Dumb enough to think he could improve system like That.' AMEN Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Slim Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Good one garimpo. "plenty Buffalo, plenty beaver" Here's some more words of wisdom... White man build big fire, stand far away. Indian build small fire, stand close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikepanner Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Right on :icon_mrgreen: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eodseal2000 Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Thanks! That was good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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