Sean in AZ Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Dearest forum readers, I just wanted to let you all know what a hooligan John B. truely is! First of all, any guys who feeds his friends road kill burritos? Nuff said there. But the worst in him came out as he was showing me his collection of interesting heavenly and earthly rocks, bullets, & well you know, big lumpy gold! He hands me a big chunk of what looks like, hmmmmm, maybe old decomposing granite, no wait, it definately looked like a piece of volcanic something or other rock. :innocent0009: Hey Sean check this out.......I look at it. Yup its a rock! I turn it over and it's polished on one side. Hmmmm.....Yup, still a rock! Smell it, John says to me. :innocent0002: Okay, okay, at that point I should have been a little sckeptical but I run with it. Smells like a rock! I examine it again and look at him curiously. Before I can utter a word he says, "taste it and see if that gives away what it is." :innocent0002: Hmmmm, I know, should have been wary at that point but all I could think was maybe salt rock???? Yup, I put my tongue against the smooth polished part and gave it a good solid ice cream cone lick. Hmmmm... taste like a rock! I look up at Mr. John B. with keen intelligent eyes to search his face for answers to this now mystical rock I have smelled and tasted. :grrr01: He laughed aloud patted me on the back and informed me that what I beheld in my hand was in fact PERTIFIED DINOSAUR POO!!!!!!!!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! On a lighter note.. John B. thank you for your hospitality, the tutoring lessons, and even for that bit of awnry mentioned above. :bowdown: I had a great time and looking forward to seeing you again at the Gem show. Sean in AZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John B. Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Hi Sean Golly shucks I hope you got a big apatite :chowtime: !! There's boat loads of fosilized crap of all shapes, sizes, smells, and tastes at the show !! From Brontosauras whoppers to those little niblits fossilized mice turds :shrug: !! Thanks for bieng a good sport and not beanin me or Mike for lettin you lick some shiet :Huh_anim]: !! Happy Huntin John B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richs Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Well there you go, proof that dino poo taste like rocks Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunk Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Well Sean, he must like you, he never let me have a taste of dino pooo. Bunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MT-AZ-HP Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Sean,you just licked the same dino crap that this sheit licker sampled a month ago at JB's. To Me it tasted like the last dino crap that I licked a thousand years earlier Crap licker Harry :Huh_anim]: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azdigger Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Wow, after all this time someone found something that does not taste like CHICKEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean in AZ Posted February 7, 2008 Author Share Posted February 7, 2008 Wow, had no idea there were so many sheite lickers out there. darn me, I'm gonna start SLA - Sheite lickers anonymous. Its time to come out of the closet! We can talk now about how many victims John has gotten. We can heal the scars and start living again! You guys are a riot! Glad to know I'm not the only one. Sean in AZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John B. Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Hi Guys Sean , Harry was a little timmid on his lick I think he must have thought his tounge would stick to it or sumptin ! ! Your one of the best lickers yet and there's been oddles of em :whoopie: :wubu: !! Happy Huntin John B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Scott Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 That's hillarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave wiseman Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Seen that that billboard once driving through Arizona.....John's CRUPOLITE CAFE....glad I didn't have that donut with my coffee ............Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GotGold Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Man that sounds like something dirert from Cheech & Chong in the Artic traveling on dog sledes.....(paraphrasing here).....Whoaaa..... Hummm.....what's THAT??? Looks like Dog Sheit! Smell!.....Huh?.....SMELL??? Ok, smells like Dog Sheit! Taste!.....You gotta be kiddin Man?.....TASTE??? Taste like Dog Sheit! Yea, well Ok!.....Lucky we didn't STEP IN IT..... :tisc-tisc: Gary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John B. Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Hi All The Ol Dino turd got another lickin tonight !!! One of my Russian Comrads Yury is officially an SLA member !! I just can't believe how easy it is to turn a pal into a shiet licker :Huh_anim]: !! Happy Huntin John B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nugget Shooter Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: Didn't get me.... Bill :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Think Big Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 How many licks dose it take to get to the center. The next contest. :hmmmmmm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John B. Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Hi Thinking Big I think the big question is :confused0013: ?? Is the center hard or chewy :Huh_anim]: ??? A few more SL's and we'll all know for sure !! Maybe I should stock my dino turd cabinet with some breath mints :hmmmmmm: ??? Happy Huntin John B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigrex Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I can picture the scene now, now we just need a little reenactment on youtube. :innocent0009: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldfinger Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Hi guys: If you must lick copralites, make sure the're from a meat eating dinossur like T-Rex, Velociraptor, Spinosaurus,etc. Those copralites from vegatarian dinosaurs taste awful.... Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John B. Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Hi Steve and All Steve, I wouldn't know I wasn't stupid enough to lick it :Huh_anim]: !! While walking around the show the day before yesterday Shep and I came upon a table of cuprolites :innocent0009: !! It looked like someone had raked up a bunch of dog turds :confused0013: !! I tried to get Shep to give em a nibble but unfortunatly he reads this forum and already had lunch !! I did get his friend Doug to give my dino turd a lick :innocent0002: !! What a hoot !! Happy Huntin John B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldfinger Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Hi John B and all: I've never licked them either but it's a well known fact the veggie dino coprolites taste like crap. :: Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldfinger Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Hi Everyone: Here's an article on coprolitles. A good chance many so of the called coprolites found at rock shows may in fact be bogus so there's some hope for all of those may have thought they licked dino crap. I've always wondered how you would distinguish between dino dung and jasper or other rocks just by looking at it. http://whyfiles.org/shorties/078coprolite/ Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John B. Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Hi Steve and All Geeze I wonder how they know there real or not :confused0013: ?? A taste test maybe :hmmmmmm: ??? I'm almost certain the Coprolite pros are the charter members of the SLA ?? Happy Huntin John B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldfinger Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Hi John B and All: The only way to be 100% certain is to slice them really thin and examine under a microscope. If it's dino dung you'll see seeds, bones,teeth etc. Another less reliable way to to check the surface texture. If it's really smooth- it's probably bogus. I suspect most of what is sold as coprolites at rock shows are nothing but jaspers,etc. Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John B. Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Hi Steve Yep those are good ways to tell but the true test is the good ol lick :hmmmmmm: !!! Then you'll know for sure !! I consider many of my pals/shiet lickers to be the true experts on this subject :bowdown: !! I can always tell for sure by the looks on thier faces after they lick it !! Happy Huntin John B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlakMagnet Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Ha ha John B., Your sh itlickin thread has gotten the most action I've seen all winter on the forum...what a crack-up. You haven't lost your touch for stirring it up. Flak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean in AZ Posted February 24, 2008 Author Share Posted February 24, 2008 Come on now, whats all this talk about fake poo! :hmmmmmm: My friend and compadre John B. would never give an SLA member fake poo to lick! :rofl2: That would just be a cruel and unusual joke! Sean in AZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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