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Sean in AZ

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Dearest forum readers,

I just wanted to let you all know what a hooligan John B. truely is!

First of all, any guys who feeds his friends road kill burritos? Nuff said there.

But the worst in him came out as he was showing me his collection of interesting heavenly and earthly rocks, bullets, & well you know, big lumpy gold!

He hands me a big chunk of what looks like, hmmmmm, maybe old decomposing granite, no wait, it definately looked like a piece of volcanic something or other rock. :innocent0009:

Hey Sean check this out.......I look at it. Yup its a rock! I turn it over and it's polished on one side. Hmmmm.....Yup, still a rock!

Smell it, John says to me. :innocent0002:

Okay, okay, at that point I should have been a little sckeptical but I run with it. Smells like a rock! I examine it again and look at him curiously. Before I can utter a word he says, "taste it and see if that gives away what it is." :innocent0002:

Hmmmm, I know, should have been wary at that point but all I could think was maybe salt rock????

Yup, I put my tongue against the smooth polished part and gave it a good solid ice cream cone lick. Hmmmm... taste like a rock!

I look up at Mr. John B. with keen intelligent eyes to search his face for answers to this now mystical rock I have smelled and tasted. :grrr01:

He laughed aloud patted me on the back and informed me that what I beheld in my hand was in fact PERTIFIED DINOSAUR POO!!!!!!!!!! :WOW:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

On a lighter note.. John B. thank you for your hospitality, the tutoring lessons, and even for that bit of awnry mentioned above. :bowdown: I had a great time and looking forward to seeing you again at the Gem show.

Sean in AZ

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Hi Sean

Golly shucks I hope you got a big apatite :chowtime: !! There's boat loads of fosilized crap of all shapes, sizes, smells, and tastes at the show :laught16: !! From Brontosauras whoppers to those little niblits fossilized mice turds :shrug: !! Thanks for bieng a good sport and not beanin me or Mike for lettin you lick some shiet :Huh_anim]: !! Happy Huntin John B.

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Sean,you just licked the same dino crap that this sheit licker sampled a month ago at JB's. :laught16: To Me it tasted like the last dino crap that I licked a thousand years earlier

Crap licker Harry :Huh_anim]:

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Wow, had no idea there were so many sheite lickers out there. darn me, I'm gonna start SLA - Sheite lickers anonymous.

Its time to come out of the closet! We can talk now about how many victims John has gotten. We can heal the scars and start living again!

You guys are a riot! Glad to know I'm not the only one.

Sean in AZ :laught16:

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Man that sounds like something dirert from Cheech & Chong in the Artic traveling on dog sledes.....(paraphrasing here).....Whoaaa.....

Hummm.....what's THAT???

Looks like Dog Sheit!

Smell!.....Huh?.....SMELL???

Ok, smells like Dog Sheit!

Taste!.....You gotta be kiddin Man?.....TASTE???

Taste like Dog Sheit!

Yea, well Ok!.....Lucky we didn't STEP IN IT..... :tisc-tisc:

:laught16:

Gary

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Hi Steve and All

Steve, I wouldn't know I wasn't stupid enough to lick it :Huh_anim]: !! While walking around the show the day before yesterday Shep and I came upon a table of cuprolites :innocent0009: !! It looked like someone had raked up a bunch of dog turds :confused0013: !! I tried to get Shep to give em a nibble but unfortunatly he reads this forum and already had lunch :laught16: !! I did get his friend Doug to give my dino turd a lick :innocent0002: !! What a hoot :laught16::laught16: !! Happy Huntin John B.

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Hi Everyone:

Here's an article on coprolitles. A good chance many so of the called coprolites found at rock shows may in fact be bogus so there's some hope for all of those may have thought they licked dino crap. I've always wondered how you would distinguish between dino dung and jasper or other rocks just by looking at it.

http://whyfiles.org/shorties/078coprolite/

Steve

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Hi John B and All:

The only way to be 100% certain is to slice them really thin and examine under a microscope. If it's dino dung you'll see seeds, bones,teeth etc. Another less reliable way to to check the surface texture. If it's really smooth- it's probably bogus. I suspect most of what is sold as coprolites at rock shows are nothing but jaspers,etc.

Steve

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Hi Steve

Yep those are good ways to tell but the true test is the good ol lick :hmmmmmm: !!! Then you'll know for sure :laught16: !! I consider many of my pals/shiet lickers to be the true experts on this subject :bowdown: !! I can always tell for sure by the looks on thier faces after they lick it :laught16::laught16: !! Happy Huntin John B.

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Come on now, whats all this talk about fake poo! :hmmmmmm:

My friend and compadre John B. would never give an SLA member fake poo to lick! :rofl2:

That would just be a cruel and unusual joke! :laught16:

Sean in AZ

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