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Hi All

Here are the top ten reasons to hunt meteorites in Arizona as compared to Antartica !!

#10 You don't need a snowmobile :confused0013:

#9 You don't need an extra 20 pounds of clothes :innocent0009:

#8 The chill factor is lower on the backside when taking a dump :Huh_anim]:

#7 No icecycles to break off when taking a whiz :tisc-tisc:

#6 you don't have to worry about going snow blind :confused0092:

#5 Arizona is closer to home :winking0023:

#4 It's a better climate for a tan :cool:

#3 You don't have to worry about polar bears or stray penguins :chowtime:

#2 There's more shade trees in Az :scare:

#1 Your finds don't stick to your lips when kissed :unsure:

Happy Huntin John B.

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Hi All

Here are the top ten reasons to hunt meteorites in Arizona as compared to Antartica !!

#10 You don't need a snowmobile :confused0013:

#9 You don't need an extra 20 pounds of clothes :innocent0009:

#8 The chill factor is lower on the backside when taking a dump :Huh_anim]:

#7 No icecycles to break off when taking a whiz :tisc-tisc:

#6 you don't have to worry about going snow blind :confused0092:

#5 Arizona is closer to home :winking0023:

#4 It's a better climate for a tan :cool:

#3 You don't have to worry about polar bears or stray penguins :chowtime:

#2 There's more shade trees in Az :scare:

#1 Your finds don't stick to your lips when kissed :unsure:

Happy Huntin John B.

well done john!

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My number 1 is always: NO SNAKES!! :woohoo:

The rest of the list is one I will print for future excursions. :innocent0009:

Aloha for now,

Stan aka Kaimi :laught16:

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well its not like anyones vodca would freeze. [>.<]

-snow cones would be cheap.

-no hot rocks.

-no metal detectors needed.

then again i like arizona.

means minimal clothing para mi chicas. [^.^]

-always t-shirt weather

-great mexican food is never to far away.

[Erik]

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Nice one John. Though you forgot one (and I take this personal)- you don't need a darn PHD!

I looked into this and the biggest thing the research team emphasizes is your education level.

Del

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John B. & Kaimi

Here are 11 reasons why you might reconsider hunting in the Antarctica.

#11 If it looks like a Holbrook bunny turd, its probably a meteorite. If its not white, its probably a meteorite. :winking0023:

#10 You don't need a snowmobile

But then you don't have to worry about a flat on ur snowmobile. :unsure:

#9 You don't need an extra 20 pounds of clothes

But then you don't have to pack 20 extra pounds of water with you. :smack:

#8 The chill factor is lower on the backside when taking a dump

But then you don't have to spend the rest of the day picking stickers outta ur butt. :yikes:

#7 No icecycles to break off when taking a whiz

But then there is no worry about stickers when taking a whiz, which is more often in Arizona after you drink that extra water. :sick0026:

#6 you don't have to worry about going snow blind

But then sand in the eye is almost as painful. :confused0092:

#5 Arizona is closer to home

But then that depends upon where home is. :unsure:

#4 It's a better climate for a tan

But then your chance of getting skin cancer is reduced. :ph34r2:

#3 You don't have to worry about polar bears or stray penguins

But then you don't have to worry about bees, mountain lions and rattlesnakes.... :scare: :chowtime:

#2 There's more shade trees in Az

But then who is in need of shade when it is so darn cold. :woohoo:

#1 Your finds don't stick to your lips when kissed

But then who is fond of burned lips, which is what you get when kissing a rock that has been exposed to the blazing sun.

:zapped:

Kaimi,

They have snow snakes in the Antarctica and they blend in with the snow. When you least expect it, one may crawl up your pants leg and enter the first body orfice that it comes to, there by freezing you to death from the inside out. That is the main reason that I prefer to hunt meteorites in Arizona, I would much rather be bit by a rattler. :escape:

Jim

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:laught16::laught16::laught16: Very good John & Jim. I forgot about those snow snakes we had overseas. By the way Stan, do not believe for one Min that the snakes in GB have put themselves away for the winter. :worm1:

Wayne

Well thanks a lot buddy! :Huh_anim]:

That just means that I will be going back to Bass Pro to get them to replace the set of gaitors that I bought a couple of months ago that finally gave out at the seams. It also means that I will be a little more careful as to where I step and even where I do my business :confused0013: :innocent0009: in the morning. Got to get over this phobia of snakes sooner or later tho.

Looking forward to this weekend and another notch to the biological clock. :woohoo:

Aloha y'all,

Stan aka Kaimi :ph34r2:

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