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About VegasRocker

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  • Birthday 09/09/1969

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    Henderson, NV
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    Graphic Design, Music, Guitars, Meteorite Hunting and Collecting, Metal Detecting, Computers

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  1. Hey Vegas, we met briefly last February at Gold Basin. I am the one from Pennsylvania. I hope to be heading out there again in February and will be flying in to Vegas. Do you have a store to visit or do you do just internet sales?

  2. So Accurate... A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border." May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy. "Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent. "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Jimmy Carter tattooed on one side of my butt and Bill Clinton on the other." "This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind." By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago." "Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago? . . . . , . . . . . . . "The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."
  3. Two Prospectors Two prospectors walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first prospector immediately opened his backpack, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second prospector looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first prospector replied. "I only have to outrun you." :yuk-yuk:
  4. We're So Great! A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work." The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work." A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work." The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA (about 18 months ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States , and now.......the whole country is looking for work!!!!!!" This would be funny...if it wasn't so true! :(
  5. TIRED NURSE A very tired nurse walks into a bank, Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse And tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, She looks at the flabbergasted teller And without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great.....that's just great....... Some A$$HOLE's got my pen! :yuk-yuk:
  6. A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
  7. My son's more successful than yours! Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call. The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift." The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift." The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift. As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in. "To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay." As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."
  8. Great Idea Frank! Jason and I will plan on being there.
  9. WALMART SENIOR GREETER Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies. One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome." "Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it." ''Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?" * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ''They said, "Good morning, Admiral, can I get you coffee, sir?''' B)
  10. New microchip allows terrorist to speak to allah This new microchip, when implanted into the head of a terrorist allows them to instantly speak to Allah.
  11. Hi BHB, I also use a GM3. Try turning your V-SAT all the way down (to the left) just before it clicks into the P/P. A fast V-SAT will make pinpointing tricky. ;) After you get the target pinpointed, Frank C's method is the tried and true way to actually pick the target out of the dirt. Oh, don't forget to use a Neodymium Rare Earth Magnet on your digging tool. All the ferrous trash will jump to the magnet, saving you time . Click on the link to my store if you need one. Let me know if this helps. Dale R.
  12. You're all a bunch of racists!!!! :yuk-yuk: :lol:
  13. Here goes a shot on the dark..... Betty White?
  14. When did "Reform become "Amnesty"? We don't need reform...we just need our existing laws enforced!!! Remember, they're NOT undocumented aliens..... THEY'RE UNDOCUMENTED DEMOCRATS!!!!!!
  15. I was gonna guess Ann Coulter. :yuk-yuk:
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