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  1. CAVES

    Subject: Chiseled Cave Art---Mind blowing ! This is some of the most beautiful art I've ever seen -- and I never heard about it before (and it is right there in NM). ENJOY!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=oxcftjJ39BU
  2. Weird $tuff

    The Nail ... Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK? So then the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.' Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, 'Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?' 'That's simple. By the nail over its stall,' Amy explains very confidently. Then the man asks, 'What's the nail for?' She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, 'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'
  3. Thirty great memories about music that caused our parents and teachers grief! Take the quiz and see how you score as a true ''Oldies Fan.'' 1. When did ''Little Suzie'' finally wake up? (a) The movie's over, it's 2 o'clock (B) The movie's over, it's 3 o'clock © The movie's over, it's 4 o'clock
  4. If you want true friendship get a dog...any old dog will do.... A lap dog....ok Want some one to just relax with....that's ok too...
  5. Friday Night Tunes

    Skip my harmonica looks like Buddy's but sure doesn't sound like it. Here's another one.
  6. Happy Birthday Grubstake

    Happy Birthday and many more Grubby.
  7. Weird $tuff

    Hot date in Oklahoma A young Oklahoma man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: 'I got a hot date tonight, an' I nede me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them condoms gonna cost me?' The pharmacist responds: 'A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.' 'TACKS!' the shocked redneck says. 'Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?'
  8. Weird $tuff

    Sad Story A very sad day! After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been fired after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. This shows that one minor mistake can ruin your career. Praying for him and his family. He is a genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant veterinarian.
  9. Weird $tuff

    Thanks Skip. hope to use it more often.
  10. NO SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS FOR TERRORISTS http://video.foxnews.com/v/4955809233001/judge-jeanine-terrorists-have-no-second-amendment-rights/
  11. Weird $tuff

    All right, that worked out so good here goes again:
  12. Weird $tuff

    Can't find "Friday night tunes" so here goes:
  13. SHARING FINDS

    Yea Red I did, went out there last week and now the weeds are waist to shoulder high. Now I'm looking for a tractor and disc to do some "cultivating". This AM hit the BAD dirt road about 0615, before I got the 15 miles I had in mind the ran started, now at 1700 it's still raining. I did find some good looking gravel ridges, now have to find who the owners are. In this region all gold is found mixed with gravel or up to basket ball size rocks.
  14. SHARING FINDS

    0600 tomorrow morning, Saturday heading for the lake. An area I've only saw about two years ago. My guess is after three months into a four month rainy season the brush is gonna be BIG. Gotta give it a shot anyway. Beats sitting at home.
  15. Judge Jeanine

    http://insider.foxnews.com/2018/01/28/judge-jeanine-pirro-opening-illegal-immigration-biggest-snow-job-history
  16. NO SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS FOR TERRORISTS http://video.foxnews.com/v/4955809233001/judge-jeanine-terrorists-have-no-second-amendment-rights/
  17. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
  18. Weird $tuff

    Life in Southern California A senior citizen was driving home on the freeway when his cellphone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
  19. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

    This is one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in a while. Someone out there Must be "deadly" at Scrabble. Wait till you see the last one! It's going to be hard to top because It fits to a "T" PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE AND FINALLY.... FOR THE GRAND FINALE: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA When you rearrange the letters: An Arab Backed Imposter
  20. Weird $tuff

    A FAIRY TALE Once upon a time a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess immediately said, "No!" And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was really cool, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up. The End.
  21. Weird $tuff

    A wonderful uplifting story from an 'old guy' in The Villages A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special. Price is immaterial. At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $140,000' the jeweler said. "It's the famous Azure Blue which belonged to a Maharajah." The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Seeing this, the old man said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.' On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'Sir .There's no money in that account!' '''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.'" Not All Seniors Are Senile...
  22. Weird $tuff

    THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW --- BUT PROBABLY DON'T 1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (also used for rope and marijuana) paper. 3. The dot over the letter I is called a "tittle." 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. 11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog. 12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. 13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww). 14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. 15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine. 16. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters. 17. Leonardo DaVinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time. (Hence, multitasking was invented.) 18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood 19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. 20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before! 21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, Purple, and silver! 22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips. 23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death. 24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk's mask painted white. 25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19, you also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know). 26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless). 27. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. 28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola. 29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples! 30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying! 31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher. 32. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries. 33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it. 34. George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her off to jail."
  23. Judge Jeanine

    HOORAY THE JUDGE IS RIGHT ON, AS USUAL. http://video.foxnews.com/v/5709974970001/?#sp=show-clips
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