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  1. Thirty great memories about music that caused our parents and teachers grief! Take the quiz and see how you score as a true ''Oldies Fan.'' 1. When did ''Little Suzie'' finally wake up? (a) The movie's over, it's 2 o'clock (B) The movie's over, it's 3 o'clock © The movie's over, it's 4 o'clock
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    I did it, video above of Tues. Blood lettin.
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    The Costco Doctor One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like heck.I guss I'd better see a doctor." Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample, and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - a lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Costco. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Costco. That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure. Joe hurries back to Costco, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping @ Costco!
  5. Morning Uncle Ron: 
    Referring to your post about me contacting Ruben Garcia, yes we were talking about it shortly after I found the iron. In fact I was 
    telling Ruben how difficult it is shipping stuff out of Brazil and he assured me if I could get it to the USA legally he would buy it. 

    Come to find out a meteorite isn't considered a mineral as is gold so all I had to do was pay the $2400.00 for shipping on DHL
    to OKC and that's what I did. 

    Then Ruben bailed!

    Since I don't have a lot of names of meteorite collectors it's still just stored in OKC. One guy contacted the friend that's storing it and said he
    would go to OKC to inspect it but never showed up. 

    So thanks for the post Ron. 

    1. garimpo


      Good to see your back posting BD.


    Skip wish I could get the video on here. It's 10 minutes long could be the problem. The way he took those scissor looking things with wads of gauze on the end about 2 inches inside he would have found any gold in there. At one point he did pull out some stringy looking stuff. Then he squeezed a lot of the blood out. I did the same thing yesterday when I took the bandage off. All seems to be better tonight.
  7. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

    Got back in the house at 2030, nine hours on a bus ain't a good thing. The Doc cut a 1/2 hole in my belly just above the blood clot. Got a lot of crud out with gauze and then a liquid. I ask the Doc if I could video the surgery so he gave me a local instead of the sleep option. Got to video the entire procedure but now I have the video on my cell phone but it won't send to another cell. Guess I'll try putting it on my computer next, then post it.
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    A Oklahoma State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

    Here we go again, tomorrow at 0145 get on the bus for a 4 1/2 hr. bus ride so I can be at the Doc's place so he can put another "little hole" in my belly button to "drain the swamp". This will be trip number 6, hope the last one. Getting desperate to get out of the house and do some beeping. Since I use a hip stick I wonder if that would be enough weight taken off the belly. Hope to give that thought a try next week.
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    Hi Clay, I downloaded the site, then clicked copy the link address. Then pasted it here, it works for me but it's not fast. On my computer the download shows at the bottom of the screen, then when the download is finished it starts to play or I can click play. The name of the link is parking problem MP4. WHEW! Thanks for the help.
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    My old Toyota tried this on it's own a few months back, didn't work out this well. The entire wheel assembly came off the axle. Not a pretty site. This 1927 technology would be great. https://mail.uol.com.br/attachment?msg_id=MTQ4Mjky&ctype=Parking+Problem+Solved1.mp4&disposition=attachment&folder=INBOX&attsize=4904786&content_id=&accountId=0 Have to wait for it to download, then open it.
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    A guy walks into a bar in Oklahoma and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?" "No," replies the man, "I'm from Tennessee " . The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Tennessee ?" "I'm a taxidermist," said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist? "The man says, "I mount animals" The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar.. "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
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    A new law was recently passed in Oklahoma . When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins
  15. Darwin Awards for 2016

    Am I the only one that thinks this man and wife deserve more than one "Darwin award"? http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/10/12/american-caitlin-coleman-family-freed-from-afghanistan-captors.html I believe after spending five years as a captive of the Taliban and then given the chance to board an American military plane to take me to the states I would be already seated aboard when the crew shows up.
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    OKLAHOMA A guy from Oklahoma passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
  17. NO SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS FOR TERRORISTS http://video.foxnews.com/v/4955809233001/judge-jeanine-terrorists-have-no-second-amendment-rights/
  18. Judge Jeanine

    LOVE THIS LADY! https://conservativetribune.com/judge-jeanine-common-sense/
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  20. Friday Night Tunes

    The way I feel about boogie woogie.....

    On Being A Mother After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded. "Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary. She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel's. "I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed," she said, as she got into the car. "They can't wait to hear about our meeting." We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Her eyes could only read large print. Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips. "It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small," she said. "Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor," I responded. During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation nothing extraordinary but catching up on recent events of each other's life. We talked so much that we missed the movie. As we arrived at her house later, she said, "I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you. "I agreed. "How was your dinner date?" asked my wife when I got home. "Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined," I answered. A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened so suddenly that I didn't have a chance to do anything for her. Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined. An attached note said: "I paid this bill in advance. I wasn't sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me. I love you, son." At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: "I LOVE YOU" and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve. Nothing in life is more important than your family. Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till "some other time."
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    Yep I have the x's now. Just checked and the email I copied the pics from now has two big x's.
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    I still have the pics this AM. I don't have a clue.
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    Ok I'll try again with something different. Hair swap improves both of them. I tested this and I have the two pictures. Just now tested again and I still have two pics. Does anybody know if my pics turn to X's when I delete them from my emails? I won't delete them for a day or so and we'll see.
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    Folks I don't have a clue what's going on.