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  1. Weird $tuff

    I did it, video above of Tues. Blood lettin.
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  3. Weird $tuff

    The Costco Doctor One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like heck.I guss I'd better see a doctor." Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample, and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - a lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Costco. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Costco. That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure. Joe hurries back to Costco, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping @ Costco!
  4. Morning Uncle Ron: 
    Referring to your post about me contacting Ruben Garcia, yes we were talking about it shortly after I found the iron. In fact I was 
    telling Ruben how difficult it is shipping stuff out of Brazil and he assured me if I could get it to the USA legally he would buy it. 

    Come to find out a meteorite isn't considered a mineral as is gold so all I had to do was pay the $2400.00 for shipping on DHL
    to OKC and that's what I did. 

    Then Ruben bailed!

    Since I don't have a lot of names of meteorite collectors it's still just stored in OKC. One guy contacted the friend that's storing it and said he
    would go to OKC to inspect it but never showed up. 

    So thanks for the post Ron. 

    1. garimpo


      Good to see your back posting BD.


    Skip wish I could get the video on here. It's 10 minutes long could be the problem. The way he took those scissor looking things with wads of gauze on the end about 2 inches inside he would have found any gold in there. At one point he did pull out some stringy looking stuff. Then he squeezed a lot of the blood out. I did the same thing yesterday when I took the bandage off. All seems to be better tonight.

    Got back in the house at 2030, nine hours on a bus ain't a good thing. The Doc cut a 1/2 hole in my belly just above the blood clot. Got a lot of crud out with gauze and then a liquid. I ask the Doc if I could video the surgery so he gave me a local instead of the sleep option. Got to video the entire procedure but now I have the video on my cell phone but it won't send to another cell. Guess I'll try putting it on my computer next, then post it.
  7. Weird $tuff

    A Oklahoma State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

    Here we go again, tomorrow at 0145 get on the bus for a 4 1/2 hr. bus ride so I can be at the Doc's place so he can put another "little hole" in my belly button to "drain the swamp". This will be trip number 6, hope the last one. Getting desperate to get out of the house and do some beeping. Since I use a hip stick I wonder if that would be enough weight taken off the belly. Hope to give that thought a try next week.
  9. Weird $tuff

    Hi Clay, I downloaded the site, then clicked copy the link address. Then pasted it here, it works for me but it's not fast. On my computer the download shows at the bottom of the screen, then when the download is finished it starts to play or I can click play. The name of the link is parking problem MP4. WHEW! Thanks for the help.
  10. Weird $tuff

    My old Toyota tried this on it's own a few months back, didn't work out this well. The entire wheel assembly came off the axle. Not a pretty site. This 1927 technology would be great. https://mail.uol.com.br/attachment?msg_id=MTQ4Mjky&ctype=Parking+Problem+Solved1.mp4&disposition=attachment&folder=INBOX&attsize=4904786&content_id=&accountId=0 Have to wait for it to download, then open it.
  11. Weird $tuff

    A guy walks into a bar in Oklahoma and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?" "No," replies the man, "I'm from Tennessee " . The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Tennessee ?" "I'm a taxidermist," said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist? "The man says, "I mount animals" The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar.. "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
  12. Weird $tuff

    A new law was recently passed in Oklahoma . When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins
  13. Darwin Awards for 2016

    Am I the only one that thinks this man and wife deserve more than one "Darwin award"? http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/10/12/american-caitlin-coleman-family-freed-from-afghanistan-captors.html I believe after spending five years as a captive of the Taliban and then given the chance to board an American military plane to take me to the states I would be already seated aboard when the crew shows up.
  14. Weird $tuff

    OKLAHOMA A guy from Oklahoma passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
  15. Judge Jeanine

    LOVE THIS LADY! https://conservativetribune.com/judge-jeanine-common-sense/