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  1. Here's a question

    jjb I hear you about the re-loader. For thirty years I loaded 12 ga. for me and my son for quail season. Always started out with 1,000 rounds, usually that lasted the season. Now I like weighing gold better, I don't care what the scale is set on as long as it's weighing gold instead of shot and powder.
  2. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

    Today being veterans day I say "thank you to all veterans who have served our country"!
  3. My Collection

    BD you have been proving for years that you certainly know how to cut irons. Thanks for posting all those spheres! Don Martin
  4. Very nice Ray, if it was mine I would let it sit in very shallow nitric to show just a small portion of the gold vein without the rock.
  5. AMERICA'S HERO'S ll......

    Going to paste a picture, don't know if it will work or not.....
  6. Amazing National Anthem

    A great example of 500 great American Patriots! Thanks 90403
  7. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

    Just one thing on Trump's 'Locker Room Banter'. Why is it that Liberals and the Media are upset about the words Trump used 11 years ago but they are alright with Adult men using the Ladies Room with your Wives and Daughters?
  8. Darwin Awards for 2016

    Dog Fight The Israelis and Arabs finally realized that if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the world. So they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight. The negotiators agreed that each country would take five years to develop the best fighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight would earn its country the right to rule the disputed areas. The losing side would have to lay down it arms. The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy from each litter, killed all the other puppies and fed them the best food . They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine. After the five years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison bars on its cage. Only the trainers could handle this beast. When the day of the big fight arrived, the Israelis showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine-foot-long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Israelis. No one else thought this weird animal stood a chance against the growling beast in the Arab camp. The bookies predicted the Arabs would win in less than a minute. The cages were opened. The Dachshund waddled toward the center of the ring. The Arab dog leapt from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Arab beast in one bite. There was nothing left but a small bit of fur from the killer dog's tail. The Arabs approached the Israelis, shaking their heads in disbelief. "We do not understand. Our top scientists and breeders worked for five years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans and Rottweilers. They developed a killing machine." "Really?" the Israelis replied. "We had our top plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."
  9. A TRUE HERO REWARDED HIS MEDAL http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/10/23/army-capt-gary-rose-risked-his-life-to-save-others-in-vietnam-war-to-get-medal-honor.html
  10. Judge Jeanine

    The best judge says it like it is again-WHEW! http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/10/15/judge-jeanine-weinstein-hypocritical-hollywood-keeps-quiet-women-sleeping-job
  11. Weird $tuff

    A big hard blood clot from the surgery in Aug. when they removed my gall bladder.
  12. Weird $tuff

    I did it, video above of Tues. Blood lettin.
  13. Weird $tuff

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/TNbrWx16kc2A8AMi1
  14. Weird $tuff

    The Costco Doctor One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like heck.I guss I'd better see a doctor." Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample, and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - a lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Costco. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Costco. That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure. Joe hurries back to Costco, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping @ Costco!
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